alright alright alright yall settle down settle down settle down.
if you don't know where you are th** ** stat**tics 101
and i'm your teacher lyfe jennings in the flesh baby.
books out.let's go!chorus 25%of all men are unstable
25%的男人是不可靠的 25%of all men can't be faithful
25%的男人不能从一而终 30%of them don't mean what they say 30%的男人甜言蜜语心口不一 and 10%of them in maybe 20 ** gay 20%里有10%的男人可能是gay（o(∩_∩)o~）that le**es you a 10%chance of ever finding your man 这样你只剩10%的机会找到自己的白马王子that means you never paid attention to these words that i said 这样意味着你从不留心我说过的这些话i'm gonna teach you how expose the 90%我将会教你怎么分辨出那90%and show you what to do to keep the other 10并教你怎么做来留住那10%rule#1 规则1 don't be a booty call 不要成为他的随叫随到的**或消遣对象（booty call 好难翻=）if he don't respect you girl he gon' forget you girl 如果他不尊重你，他过后就会忘了你rule#2 规则2 if he's in a relationship 如果他有女朋友if he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you 如果他现在背叛他的女朋友和你在一起，将来也会背叛你 rule#3 规则3 tell him that you're celibate 告诉他你是单身and if he wants some of your goodies he gon't h**e to work for it 还有，如果他想在你身上得到什么好处，告诉他他应该自己去努力
rule#4 be the person you wanna find 想找到好的男人首先你自己要配得起他 don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime 不要自己只值“五分钱”，却想找个有“一角”价值的男友 stat**tics!统计数字（表明）！15%of all men got a complex 15%的男人有xx癖（xx情结）15%of all men don't practice safe sex 15%的男人不采取安全性行为 20%of them come from homes without a father 20%的男人出身于没有父亲的家庭 and there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward 除了这些你有50%的几率会和一个懦夫结婚 something to think about when you're taking a shower 这是你在洗澡的时候应该想想的事情something to swallow when you're drinking bottled water 这是你在喝瓶装水时应该细细考虑的事情 i'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90%我将会教你怎么分辨出那90%and show you what to do to keep the other 10%并教你怎么做来留住那10%repeat chorus be patient!he's waiting!耐心点，“他”正在等待 you don't gotta settle for that 你不需要为此操心 le**e what ** past alone!过去的就让它过去 get you a backbone!给自己点信心，挺起自己的脊梁stop being a silent phone yourself!不要再一问三不答，当个安静的电话（“安静的电话”这个难翻=）h**e you no checkl**t?你现在还没有检查的名单？it's gonna take patience 这需要耐心 time ** still wastin' 时间仍然在浪费中（=！don't be a booty call 不要成为他的随叫随到的**或消遣对象 if he don't respect you girl he gon' forget you girl 如果他不尊重你，他过后就会忘了你
if he's in a relationship 如果他有女朋友 if he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you 如果他现在背叛他的女朋友和你在一起，将来也会背叛你 tell him that you're celibate 告诉他你是单身 and if he wants some of your goodies he gon't h**e to work for it 还有，如果他想在你身上得到什么好处，告诉他他应该自己去努力
be the person you wanna find 想找到好的男人首先你自己要配得起他 don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime 不要自己只值“五分钱”，却想找个有“一角”价值的男友 展开