你好
good boy
little robert asked h** mother for two cents."what did you do with the money i g**e you yesterday?i g**e it to a poor old woman,"he answered.
you're a good boy,"said the mother proudly."here are two cents more.but why are you so interested in the old woman?she ** the one who sells the candy.
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?“她是个卖糖果的.”
nest and hair
my s**ter,a primary school teacher,was **rmed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
what kind of bird?my s**ter asked.
i didn't see the bird,ma' am,only the nest,"replied the child.
then,can you give us a description of the nest?my s**ter encouraged her.
well,ma'am,it just resembles your hair.
notes:
(1)**rm v.告诉
(2)nest n.窝；巢
(3)description n.描述
(4)encourage v.鼓励
(5)resemble v.相似；类似
18.鸟窝与头发
我姐姐是一位小学老师.一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝.
“是什么鸟呢?我姐姐问她.
“我没看到鸟儿,老师,只看到鸟窝.”那孩子回答说.
“那么,你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗?我姐姐鼓励她道.
“哦,老师,就像你的头发一样.”
i've just bitten my tongue
are we po**onous?the young snake asked h** mother.
yes,dear,"she replied-"why do you ask?cause i've just bitten my tongue!notes:
(1)po**onous adj.有毒的
(2)cause i've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头.句中 cause 是 because 的缩略形式.
我刚咬破自己的舌头
“我们有毒吗?一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲.
“是的,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头.”
a woman who fell
it was rush hour and i was dashing to a train in new york city's grand central terminal-as i neared the gate,a plump,middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind,lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back.her momentum carried her close to my shoes.before i could help her,however,she had scrambled up.gaining her composure,she winked at me and said,"do you always h**e beautiful women failing at your feet?摔倒的女人
上下班高峰期,我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车.接近门口,一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来,没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚,仰面滑倒了.她的惯性使她接近了我的脚.我正准备扶她,她却自己爬了起来.她镇定了一下,对我挤了一下眉,说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗?英语笑话（一）
q:what's the difference between a monkey and a flea?a:a monkey can h**e fleas,but a flea can't h**e monkeys.
猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子.这个答案很有意思吧?满意请采纳