问三国战棋类的**有么? 推荐几个比较火的。
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网友,请采纳一下我的问题吧!1.说有一只北极熊,因为雪地太刺眼了,必须要戴墨镜才能看东西,可是他找不到墨镜,于是闭着眼睛爬来爬去在地上找,爬呀爬呀,把手脚都爬的脏兮兮的才找到墨镜。戴上墨镜,对着镜子一照,这才发现:哦,原来我是一只熊猫
3.一只北极熊孤单的呆在冰上发呆,实在无聊就开始拔自己的毛玩,一根,两根,三根,最后拔的一根不剩,然后他就冷死了。4.从前从前有一只鸟,他每天都会经过一片玉米田,但是很不幸的,有一天那片玉米田发生了火灾,所有的玉米都变成了爆米花!小鸟飞过去以后…以为下雪,就冷死了。5.小明新理了发,第二天来到学校,同学们看到他的新发型,笑道:小明,你的头型好像个风筝哦!小明觉得很委屈,就跑到外面哭,哭着哭着,他就飞起来了。6.蜘蛛爱上了蝴蝶,蝴蝶却拒绝了它,蜘蛛问:为什么?这是为什么!蝴蝶说:我妈说了,整天在网上混的都不是好人.
7.夏日炎炎的一天,两只香蕉走在路上。走在前面的香蕉突然觉得好热,他说,好热哦,我要把衣服脱掉。结果他就把皮给剥掉了。结果后面的香蕉就跌倒了。然后脱了衣服的香蕉就变成了香蕉干~
8.有一天,三个探险家终于寻找到"希望之谷",传说中,只要站在山谷边大喊心中想要的东西,然后往山谷中跳下去,就会得到满坑满谷所想要的东西。于是他们三个决定试看看。第一个是个色鬼,因此他大喊"女人!女人!往下一跳果真有满坑满谷的美女正等着他.
第二个是个书**,喊了"书书书书书!然后,跳到山谷里也得到满坑满谷的书.
第三个是个优柔寡断的人,左思右想总是无法决定自己的最爱,过了一个小时以后,他终于下定决心,觉得还是钞票最有用了,于是他走向山谷边.一不小心踢到一颗石头,他骂了一声"**!不料一个重心不稳跌下山谷。9.小明呢,就明天要考试窝,但晚上却在看电视
小明妈妈就担心地问:书都看完了吗?明天要考试啊
小明就爽快地回答:妈,我看完了。小明妈妈就很开心的赞扬小明:乖,那明天你一定考得很好呢
小明哭着说:妈,我是说,‘妈,我看,完了’。10.熊猫深爱着小鹿,表达爱意时却遭到拒绝。熊猫大吼~为什么?这一切都是为什么?小鹿胆怯地说:我妈说了,戴墨镜的都是不良少年
11.有一天小明走在路上!走着走着突然觉得脚很酸!为什么会这样呢?因为小明踩到柠檬了!12.汉字当中哪个字最酷?丁字裤(酷)
巾”对“币”说:儿啊。你戴上博士帽,也就身价百倍了。“尺”对“尽”说:姐姐,结果出来了。你怀的是双胞胎。“臣”对“巨”说:和你一样的面积。我却有三室俩厅。13.某日,一个大学老师提问一学生,树上有十只鸟,开枪**一只,还剩几只?学生反问:是无声**吗?不是枪声有多大?80-100分贝。在这个城市打鸟犯不犯法?不犯。您确定那只鸟真的被**了吗?确定。这时,老师已经不耐烦了:“,你告诉我还剩几只鸟就行了,ok?树上的鸟里有没有**?没有。有没有被关在笼子里挂在树上的?没有。边上有没有其他的树,树上还有没有其他的鸟?没有。如果有鸟怀孕了,算不算肚子里的小鸟?不算。打鸟的人眼有没有花?没有花,就十只。教师已经是满头是汗,且下课铃响,但学生继续问:有没有傻得不怕死的鸟?都怕死。会不会一枪**两只?不会。学生满怀信心地说:,如果您的回答没有骗人“**的鸟要是挂在树上没有掉下来,那么就剩一只,如果掉下来,就一只不剩。老师当即口吐白沫倒在地上!14.一天,有人经过十字路口,发现一件超级恐怖的事,他发现卡卡西和孙悟空竟然在笑!15.很久很久以前,有一晚,池塘里有三只虾,哈哈哈,一个女鬼放了一个屁死了。16.一个搞生物研究的女外星人来到地球,转了一圈后,觉得人类基因有不少可借鉴之处,于是她抓了个男人,想把他和关于人类基因的文本资料一起带回。可飞船体积小,没法带他走,资料又过于庞大,不能一次带完。焦虑之际,飞船的电脑帮助系统道:“这人身上有一根小小的棒子即可解决你所有问题…”这时她才恍然大悟,笑着留着口水对那个男人说:。把u盘给我!17.有一个陷儿正过马路,结果不小心被卡车压瘪了,他奄奄一息的时候看了看自己的身体,他说:“原来我是豆沙馅儿的,不是肉馅儿的”
18.大哥,你别在摸了!你摸了上面摸下面,毛都让你摸掉了,这么嫩的皮,被你摸的都流水了!你让俺以后怎么卖?这桃都是新鲜的,您不买就算了!19.从前有只小羊,有天他出去玩,结果碰上了大灰狼。大灰狼说:我要吃了你!小羊大惊!你们猜,结果怎么了?结果大灰狼就把小羊吃了。20.从前有个剑客,他人很冷,心很冷,剑很冷,最后冷死了
21.从前有一只老虎在马路上追一只鹿!鹿大惊于是越跑越快,最后就变成了高速公路
22.有一个西红柿,被石头拌了一跤吧嗒摔烂了,又有一个西红柿吧嗒又摔烂了,还有一个西红柿吧嗒吧嗒吧嗒吧嗒吧嗒无数个西红柿摔烂了最后一个西红柿也摔倒了啊嗒耶!番茄酱耶!23.士兵问连长:作战时踩到**咋办?连长大为恼火:靠,能咋办?踩坏了照价赔偿。24.一天,三只小猪为了躲避大灰狼的追赶,而建造了三个小屋。大灰狼不费劲的吹毁了草屋,木屋,砖屋,三只小猪们拼命的跑,但是还是被大灰狼追上了。三只小猪绝望地说,你看着办吧。我们放弃了,随你怎样。此时,大灰狼奸笑着,留着口水说:那快告诉我小红帽在哪里?25.大象把大便排在路中央,一只蚂蚁正好路过,它抬头望了望那云雾缭绕的顶峰,不禁唱到:呀啦索,这就是青藏高原!我打了很久的,采纳一下吧!1 say to h**e a polar bear,because the snow ** too dazzling,must wear sunglasses to see things,but he could not find h** glasses,then closed h** eyes to climb on the ground,climb up,the hands and feet up the dirty to find sunglasses.wear a pair of sunglasses,a mirror to shine,it found that:oh,i'm a panda
3 a polar bear to stay alone in a daze ice,really boring started pulling their hair,one,two,three,the last one left,and then he cold dead.
4 once upon a time there lived a bird,he every day through a corn field,but unfortunately,a fire one day the cornfield,all corn into popcorn!the bird flew past later.that the snow,cold dead.
5 xiao ming li of the new hair,the second day came to the school,the students saw h** new hairstyle,smiles:xiao ming,your head like a kite oh!xiao ming feel wronged,they ran out crying,crying tears,he would fly up.
6 spider fell in love with the butterfly,butterfly refused it,spider ask:why?th** ** why!butterfly said:my mom said,mixing all day on the internet are not good
the 7 summer day,two bananas walk on the road.walk in front of the banana suddenly feel very hot,he said,good hot oh,i want to take your clothes off.he put the skin to peel away.results fell behind the banana.then undressed banana becomes dried banana
8 one day,three explorer finally find the"valley of hope",according to legend,just stand in the valley edge shouting what you want,then jump into valley in large numbers,get what you want.so the three of them decided to try to h**e a look.
the first ** a goat,so he shouted,"a woman!the woman!there was a jump down in large numbers beauty waiting for him
the second ** a nerd,shouted"book book book book book!then,jumping into the valley has been in large numbers of books
the third ** a person always irresolute and hesitant,think of th** way and that ** not for them to decide the most love,an hour later,he finally determined,feel or money ** the most useful,so he went to the valley edge.accidentally kicked a stone,he scolded"**!but an unstable center of gr**ity down the valley.
9 xiaoming,will h**e an exam tomorrow nest,but the night was to watch tv
xiao ming mother asked:books are fin**hed?h**e an exam tomorrow
xiaoming readily replied:mom,i fin**hed.
xiao ming mother very happy pra**e xiaoming:good,that tomorrow you will do a good job
xiao ming cried and said:mom,i said,'mom,i see,.'.
the 10 panda love deer,expression love but was rejected.the panda roar~why?all th** ** why?the fawn timidly say:my mother said,wearing sunglasses ** bad boy
11 one day xiaoming go on the road!walked suddenly feel the foot ** very acid!why?because he stepped on a lemon!among the 12 chinese characters which word ** the coolest?g-string(cool)
towel"to"money"says:my son.you wear a doctor cap,also h**e a sudden r**e in social status.
rule"to"do"said:the elder s**ter,the results come out.you are carrying twins.
i"to"giant"said:and you h**e the same area.i h**e 3 rooms two hall.
13 one day,a university teacher asked a student,there are ten birds in the tree,shot and killed one,how many are left?the students asked:** the silent p**tol?no gunshots h**e how old?80-100 db.hits the bird in th** city to violate the law?don't make.are you sure that bird was killed?determine.at th** time,the teacher was already impatient:",you told me a few birds left to go,ok?there ** no deaf birds on the tree?no.there ** no was shut in a cage hanging in the trees?no.there ** no other tree,the tree has no other bird?no.if the birds were pregnant,calculate do not calculate in the belly of a bird?don't count.human bird h**e flowers?no flower,h**e ten only.the teacher was already sweating,and fin**hes class the bell sound,but the students continue to ask:** there any silly not afraid dead birds?all fear death.will not shoot two?can't.students with full confidence,said:if you answer no lie"killed if the bird hanging did not fall in the tree,then remains one,if you fall,does not remain.the teacher was foaming at the mouth and fell to the ground!the 14 day,people pass the crossroads,found a super bloodcurdling thing,he found that kakashi and sun wukong even in laughter!15 a long time ago,one night,there are only three shrimp pond,ha ha ha,a ghost put a fart die.
16 a biological study of female aliens came to earth,a circle,think the human gene has many lessons,she caught a man,want to put him back in and about human gene text data.but its small size,don't take him away,data too large,not a band.the anxiety,the ship's computer help system way:"th** person has a small stick can solve all of your problems."then she could see light suddenly,smile and keep slobber said to the man:".the u d**k to me!.
17 there ** a depression,crossing the road,was accidentally truck tyre,be at one's last gasp when he looked at h** body,he said:"i was sweetened bean paste stuffing,not the meat stuffing
the 18 eldest brother,you don't touch!you touch touch the hair above,let you feel lost,...
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