问美术馆、艺术展都该怎么逛,为什么我十分钟就看完了?
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小白不是鱼_白鱼
hey are directly from america
not long after an old chinese women came back to china from her v**it to her daughter in the sates,she went to a city bank to deposit the u.s.dollars her daughter give her.at the bank counter,the money was real.it mady out of patience.at last she couid not hold any uttering:“trust me,sir,and trustthe money.they are real u.s.dollars.they.are directly from america.”
汉译:
真美钞
一位**老妇人到美国去看望女儿回来不久,到一家银行取存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台,银行职员认真仔细的检查了每一张钞票看,是否有假。这种做法使老妇人很不耐烦,最后实在忍不住说:“相信我,先生,也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元,是从美国直接带来的。he won
tommy:how ** your little brother,johnny?johnny:he ** ill in bed.he hurt himself.
tommy:that's too bad.how did that happen?johnny:we played who could lean furthest out of the window,and he won.
他赢了
汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他受了伤。汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿?约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了。i h**e h** ear in my pocket
ivan came home with a bloody nose and h** mother asked,"what happened?a kid bit me,"replied ivan.
would you recognize him if you saw him again?asked h** mother.
i'd know him any where,"said ivan."i h**e h** ear in my pocket.
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?“一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说。“再见到他你能认出来吗?妈妈问。“他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。a good boy
little robert asked h** mother for two cents."what did you do with the money i g**e you yesterday?i g**e it to a poor old woman,"he answered.
you're a good boy,"said the mother proudly."here are two cents more.but why are you so interested in the old woman?she ** the one who sells the candy.
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了?“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?“她是个卖糖果的。drunk
one day,a father and h** little son were going home.at th** age,the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.now,he asked,"what's the meaning of the word 'drunk',dad?well,my son,"h** father replied,"look,there are standing two policemen.if i regard the two policemen as four then i am drunk.
but,dad,"the boy said,"there's only one policeman!醉酒
一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什么意思?“唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个**。如果我把他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了。“可是,爸爸,”孩子说,“那儿只有一个**呀!hospitality
the hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese.the little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate.the v**itor smiled,put the cheese into h** mouth and then said:"you must h**e better eyes than your mother,sonny.where did you find the cheese?in the rat-trap,sir,"replied the boy.
好客
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时,家里没有奶酪了,于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿,他拿着一片奶酪回到房间,把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说:“孩子,你的眼睛就是比**妈的好。你在**到的奶酪?“在捕鼠夹上,先生。那小男孩说。英语小笑话
上个星期五我穿了一件 adidas 的衣服去打球,一个老美看到就笑我说,"do you
know what does it mean?it means all day i dream about sex.我整天都在想着
性,缩写正好是 adidas)"我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快,联想力这么丰富时,旁边的
一个老美帮我解围,他说,有一个很著名的合唱团 korn,他们的招牌歌之一就是
a.d.i.d.a.s,(all day i dream about sex)所以呢,这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟
能详的喔!下次就换你去取笑老美了.
a man goes to church and starts talking to god.he says:"god,what ** a million dollars to you?and god says:"a penny",then the man says:"god,what ** a million years to you?and god says:"a second",then the man says:"god,can i h**e a penny?and god says"in a second
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊,一百万美元对你意味着多少?上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"且话偻蚰昴?上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?上帝回答:"过一秒钟.
1,two birls
teacher:here are two birds,one ** a swallow,the other ** sparrow.now who can tell us which ** which?student:i cannot point out but i know the answer.
teacher:please tell us.
student:the swallow ** beside the sparrow and the sparrow ** beside the swallow.
两只鸟
老师:这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。老师:请说说看。学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。2.the f**h net
can you tell me what f**h net ** made,ann?a lot of little holes tied together with strings."replied the little girl.
鱼网
你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安?老师发问道。把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。小女孩回答道。3.the new teacher
george comes from school on the first of september.
george,how did you like your new teacher?asked h** mother.
i didn\'t like her,mother,because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.
新老师
9月1日,乔治放学回到家里。乔治,你喜欢你们的新老师吗?妈妈问。妈妈,我不喜欢,因为她说3加3得6,可后来又说2加4也得6。4.a physics examination
once in a physics examination,nick fin**hed the firstquestion very soon,while h** classmates were thinking it hard.
thequestion was:when it thunders why do we see the lighting first,then hear the thunderrolls?nick\'s answer:because our eyes are before ears.
一次物理考试
在一次物理考试时,当同学们都还在苦思冥想时,尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。这个问题是:为什么在打雷时,我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?尼克的回答是:因为眼睛在前,耳朵在后。jim’s h**tory examination
uncle:how did jim do in h** h**tory examination?mother:oh,not at all well,but there,it wasn't h** fault.they asked him
things that happened before the poor boy was born.
吉姆的历史考试
舅舅:吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样?母亲:唉,糟透了。可话又说回来,这也不能怪他。嗨,他们尽问一些这个
可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。
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