问为何商女不知**之恨？

1.the ox and the dog
an ox and a dog serve for the same farmer.one day the dog arrogantly says:“how grand i am!in the daytime,i watch out for the cattle in the meadows;at night,i guard the house.but you…”“me?how about me?the ox says
“you can only plough or draw a cart,”the dog slightly says.“yes.it’s true,”the ox says.“but if i don’t plough,what do you guard?一头牛和一只狗同时为一个农夫工作。狗骄傲地说着；‘我是多么重要啊！白天我在牧场看护家群，晚上我看家。而你呢….?“我？我怎么啦？“牛反问。“你只会犁地或是拉扯。狗不懈地说。“是的。你说得没有错，”牛回答道。“但是如果没有我犁地，你看护什么呢？2.a good boy
little robert asked h** mother for two cents."what did you do with the money i g**e you yesterday?i g**e it to a poor old woman,"he answered."you're a good boy,"said the mother proudly."here are two cents more.but why are you so interested in the old woman?she ** the one who sells the candy.
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好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了？“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？“她是个卖糖果的。3.tooth extraction
“i'm sorry，madam，but i shall h**e to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth.”
“twenty d ollars!why，i understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!“yes，but th** youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office.”
拔牙
“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。“20美元！为什么？不是说好只要4美元。“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。4.one morning a fox saw a cock.he thought,"th** ** my breakfast.'' he came up to the cock and said,"i know you can sing very well.can you sing for me?''the cock was glad.he closes h** eyes and began to sing.the fox saw that and caught him in h** mouth and carried him away.the people in the field saw the fox.they cried,"look,look!the fox ** carrying the cock away.'' the cock said to the fox,"mr fox,do you understand?the people say you are carrying their cock away.tell them it ** yours.not theirs.'' the fox opened h** mouth and said,"the cock ** mine,not yours.''just then the cock ran away from the fox and fled into the tree.
一天早上，一只狐狸看到了一只公鸡。他想：这是我的早餐。他朝公鸡走来，对他说：“我知道，你能唱得非常好听，你能唱给我听么？公鸡很高兴。他闭上眼睛开始唱歌。狐狸看到这些抓住它放到自己的嘴里走了。在田地里的人们看到了狐狸。大喊大叫：“看，看！狐狸抓住公鸡逃走了。公鸡对狐狸说：“狐狸先生，你能理解么？人们认为你叼走了公鸡。告诉他们这是你的，不是他们的。狐狸张开她的嘴说：“公鸡是我的，不是你们的。就在那时，公鸡逃离了狐狸的嘴巴，跑到了树底下。5.making h** mark“刻舟求剑”
a man from the state of chu was taking a boat across a river when he dropped h** sword into the water carelessly.immediately he made a mark on the side of the boat where the sword dropped,hoping to find it later.when the boat stopped moving,he went into the water to search for h** sword at the place where he had marked the boat.as we know,the boat had moved but the sword had not.**n’t th** a very fool**h way to look for a sword?楚国有个人坐船渡江时，他不小心把自己的一把宝剑掉落江中。他马上掏出一把小刀，在宝剑落水的船舷上刻上一个记号。船靠岸后，那楚人立即从船上刻记号的地方跳下水去捞取掉落的宝剑。他怎么找得到 宝剑呢？船继续行驶，而宝剑却不会再移动。像他这样去找剑，真是太愚蠢可笑了。6.狗屋 the dog’house
英语小故事大道理：it’s easy to put off today what can be done tomorrow.人们总是今天吧今天应做的事拖到明天 in the wintertime,a dog curled up in as small a space as possible on account of the cold,determined to make himself a house.however when the summer returned again,he lay asleep stretched at h** full length and appeared to himself to be of a great size.now he considered that it would be neither an easy nor a necessary work to make himself such a house as would accommodate him.
英语小故事带翻译：冬天时，有一只狗由于寒冷，尽可能地把身子蜷成一团，他下决心一定要为自己建一所房子。可是夏天到来的时候，狗伸直了身子躺着睡觉，把身体尽可能伸展开。现在 他觉得为自己建个适合自己的房子来住实在不容易，也没有那个必要。7.sleeping pills
bob was h**ing trouble getting to sleep at night.he went to see h** doctor,who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.sunday night bob took the pills,slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm.he took h** time getting to the office,strolled in and said to h** boss:"i didn't h**e a bit of trouble getting up th** morning.
that's fine,"roared the boss,"but where were you monday and tuesday?【中文译文】
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鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力**。星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。“好啊!老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了？8.drunk
one day,a father and h** little son were going home.at th** age,the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.now,he asked,"what's the meaning of the word 'drunk',dad?well,my son,"h** father replied,"look,there are standing two policemen.if i regard the two policemen as four then i am drunk.""but,dad,"the boy said,"there's only one policeman!【中文译文】
醉酒
一天，父亲与小儿子一块儿回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？“唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个**。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。“可是，爸爸，”孩子说，“那儿只有一个**呀！9.just after class，a teacher asked to a student"boy,why h**e you got cotton in your ear?** it infected?you look very pain,""no,sir,but you just told me everything my a ear went in one ear and out.so i am trying to stop it.
下课一“孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？“没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。就先这么多了