你看看吧，这叫黑英语。猫和老鼠
1.背口诀记单词
有一个rat(老鼠)
非常地fat(肥胖)
跳进了vat(缸)*
偷吃了salt(盐)
变成了bat(蝙蝠)
气坏了cat(猫)
咬破了hat(帽子)
当成了mat(垫子)
2.识音标，记单词
rat n.老鼠，不忠实的人(like a rat in a hole像洞中之鼠，喻陷于绝境);vi.背叛,背信(常与on连用)，捕鼠(the dog went ratting狗去捉老鼠)；[习语]smell a rat觉得可疑。fat n.脂肪，油脂；adj.肥大的，费用巨大的a fat price(很大的代价);vi长肥(fatted,fatting)；get fat发胖;[习语]the fat ** in the fire(事情弄得不可收拾了)。vat n.大桶大缸(rotting vat发酵瓮)；vt.把.装入大桶(vatted,vatting)；vat(大写)**,附加价值税price includes vat(价格包括税额)[商业用语]。salt n.食盐,俏皮话,刺激:a talk full of talk富有风趣的谈话;adj.咸的salt beef(咸牛肉),尖刻的,费用过高的;vt.给.加盐；给.调味;[习语]that 's rather too salt!(太贵了!bat n.蝙蝠,球拍vt.用棒球击打,用球拍打球(batted;batting),眨眼(he heard the bad news without batting an eyelid.他听到这个坏的消息丝毫没动声色)。cat n.猫；vt.(catted;catting)起锚,嘲弄(catting around with every lady in sight跟见到的每个女人勾搭)；cat-sleep打盹，cat's-paw被人利用的人，dog my cats!见鬼！他妈的;我可以赌咒！a cat with nine lives(有九条命的猫;富有生命力的人);[习语]that cat won't jump(这一手行不通)。hat n.有边的帽子，职权地(wears two hats one as parent and one as corporate executive双重身份-既是父母又是法人代表)；vt.给.戴上帽子(hatted,hatting);[习语]i'll eat my hat.(假若.我情愿受罚)，get/into/the hat(进退两难)，my hat!(哎呀!好家伙!mat n.垫子，草席，蹭脚垫；vt.,vi.(matted;matting)在.上铺席，缠结；[习语]le**e someone on the mat(拒绝接待某人)。3.邻里邻外
rat-在rat后面加e就变为：rate n.比率；vt.估价,斥责
salt-在salt后加y变为：salty adj.咸的,尖锐的
bat-在bat加e后变为：bate vt.减弱,减少,抑制
hat-在hat前加sun变为：sunhat遮阳帽
mat-在mat后加h变为：math n.数学,mathematics数学
4.佳句背诵
rats desert a sinking ship.
船沉鼠先逃，家败亲友输。laugh and be fat.
心宽体胖。you cannot draw white cloth from a dying vat.
染缸里找不到白布。giving advice to a stupid man ** like giving salt to a squirrel
给傻瓜忠告就像给松鼠喂盐。(喻跟愚蠢的人讲道理是没用的)
you're really as blind as a bat.
你的眼力真是糟透了。don't let the cat out of the bag!不要泄露秘密！a cat in gloves catches no mice.
带手套的猫捉不到耗子;四肢不勤,一事无成。all cats are grey in the dark.
猫在暗中都是灰色;黑暗中难分丑俊。the cat did it.
是猫打破的;不是我搞的。(推托责任的话)
the scalded cat fears cold water.
被烫过的猫,连冷水也怕(一朝被蛇咬,三年怕井绳)
when the cat's away,the mice will play.
猫儿不在,老鼠成精(大王外出,小鬼跳粱)。take off your hat to your yesterdays.
向昨日挥手告别。laziness spreads a mat for hungry.
懒惰是饥饿的温床。谁要杀死鹅？1.背口诀记单词
后院一群goose(鹅)
一个一个choose(挑选)
把头塞进noose(绳套)*
结果绳索loose(松弛的)
2.识音标，记单词
goose n.鹅,雌鹅,鹅肉；vt.突然加大油门,嘘骂；[习语]cooked goose(不可救药的人,无希望的事)。choose v.(chose,chosen)选择,选定；[习语]pick and choose(挑挑拣拣,挑剔)。noose n.套索,束缚,陷阱;vt.用套索捉。loose n.解放,放纵;adj.宽松的,不牢固的,散漫的,自由的;vt.(loosed,loosed)释放,放枪,开船;vi.变松,开火;adv.松散地;[习语]hold loose(表示冷淡,漠然置之)。3.邻里邻外
goose-在goose后加pen变为：goosepen鹅圈,鹅棚
choose-在choose后加y变为：choosey adj.慎重选择的,好挑剔的
noose-去掉noose里的一个o变为：nose n.鼻
loose-在loose后加n变为：loosen v.解开,放松,松开
4.佳句背诵
kill not the goose that lays the golden eggs.
杀鸡取蛋，愚蠢荒唐。a fox should not be of the jury at a goose's trial.
审鹅不应狐陪审。the old goose plays not with foxes.
老鹅不跟狐狸耍。what ** sauce for the goose ** sauce for the gander.
适用于甲的也适用于乙。choose a wife by your ear rather than by your eye
择妻靠耳，不靠眼。choose an author as you choose a friend.
择书如择友。beggars can't be choosers.
乞丐没法挑肥拣瘦；有求与人者不能讲条件。to choose time ** to s**e time.
选择时间就是节省时间。you are putting a noose around your neck.
你在自找麻烦。she's a loose woman.
她是一个放荡的女人。七个小松鼠
1.背口诀记单词
天气非常fine(好的)
松鼠爬上pine(松树)
站成一条line(直线)
把松果油refine(提炼)*
发动汽车engine(发动机)
事迹搬上magazine(杂志)
2.识音标，记单词
fine adj.美好的,优良的,杰出的,精美的,纤细,纯粹；n.罚款,罚金,晴天；vt.罚款,精炼,澄清；vi.变清,变细;adv.<口>很好,妙；[习语]in fine(最后，总之)。pine n.松树,树木;v.消瘦,憔悴,渴望,渴慕；[习语]pine away(因忧伤而憔悴)。line n.绳,索,线路,航线,诗句vt.排成一行,顺.排列,划线于;vi.排队。refine vt.精炼,精制,使文雅高尚。engine n.发动机,机车,火车头，引擎,蒸汽机，机械。magazine n.杂志,期刊,**库,**库,弹仓，胶卷盒。3.邻里邻外
pine-在pine后加apple变为：pineapple n.凤梨,菠萝
line-在line前加air变为：airline n.定期航线
refine-在refine后加ment变为：refinement n.精致,言谈、举止等文雅,精巧
engine-在engine后加er变为：engineer n.工程师,技师
4.佳句背诵
everything new ** fine.
凡物崭新皆好看。fine feathers make fine birds.
鸟看羽毛，人看衣。she was pining for her mother.
她思念母亲。lawyers' gowns are lined with the willfulness of their clients.
律师总是偏向当事人。it's not in my line.
这不是我所擅长期的
gold refines in the fire and man in trouble.
金凭火炼，人凭苦练。对虾的苦难
1.背口诀记单词
某一天dawn(黎明)
在河边lawn(草坪)*
来几只prawn(对虾)*
在那里spawn(产卵)*
累了正yawn(呵欠)*
被人捉去pawn(典当出去)*
2.识音标，记单词
dawn n.黎明,曙光，开始，破晓；vi.破晓,开始现生,逐渐被了解。lawn n.草地,草坪,草场，菌苔。prawn n.[动]对虾,明虾,大虾；vi.捕虾。spawn n.卵,菌丝,根源，产物；v.产卵，产生,引起。yawn v.打呵欠,张开,裂开，间隙；n.呵欠，张开，乏味的东西；[习语]make **.yawn(使人厌倦，使人打呵欠)。pawn n.典当pawn-shop(当铺),抵押物,人质,(象棋)兵、卒,爪牙，无足轻重的人；vt.当掉,以.担保，抵押；[习语]be in pawn(当掉,抵押出去)。3.邻里邻外
lawn-在lawn后加mower变为：lawnmower n.剪草机
prawn-把prawn里的p换为b变为：brawn/brc:n/n.强壮的肌肉
4.佳句背诵
it ** darkest before the dawn.
黎明前最黑暗。we look forward to the dawn of better days.
我们期待较好的日子的来临。the nei**our's lawn ** green.
邻家的草坪绿(太太别人的好)。you young devil's spawn!你这小鬼!the movie was nothing than one big yawn.
这部电影只能令人哈欠连天。we are mere pawns in the struggle for power.
在权力斗争中我们只是一批小卒。向往自由的猿猴
1.背口诀记单词
有个聪明ape(猿)*
从动物园escape(逃跑)
这天披着cape(披肩)*
在湖边看landscape(风景)*
夜晚开始gape(打呵欠)*
被人捉住nape(后颈)*
送回园吃grape(葡萄)
被录制成tape(磁带)
2.识音标，记单词
ape n.猿，模仿者，笨拙的人；vt.模仿；[习语]play the ape(模仿，效颦，逗笑，装傻)，go ape(发疯)。escape n.漏出，解闷，出口,逃跑,[植]野生；vi.逃脱,漏出，疏忽，溜走；vt.逃避,避免,被忘掉；[习语]narrow escape(九死一生,幸免于难)，escape from(从.漏出，从.逃脱,幸免于)。cape n.海角,岬，披风，披肩，斗篷。landscape n.风景a landscape of snow(雪景),山水，风景画,地形,前景；v.美化；[习语]natural landscape(天然景观)，civic landscape(城市风景)。gape v.打呵欠，目瞪口呆地凝视，裂开；n.呵欠，裂口；[习语]gape after(渴望得到)，gape at(张口结舌地看)。nape n.项,颈背，后颈。grape n.葡萄a bunch of grapes(一串葡萄),葡萄树；[习语]sour grapes(酸葡萄，指把得不到的东西说成是不好的,聊以**)。tape n.带子,纸带，终点线，卷尺，录音带,磁带tape recorder(磁带录音机)；vt.录音；[习语]h**e **.taped(将某人的底摸透，彻底了解某人)。3.邻里邻外
escape-同义词**oid vt.避免，回避
cape-把cape里的c换为sh变为：shape n.形状,形态,外形
landscape-把landscape里的scape换为owner变为：landowner n.地主,土地所有者
gape-在gape后加seed变为：gapeseed n.引人注目的事物
nape-去掉nape里的e变为：nap n.小睡，打盹，瞌睡
grape-在grape后加fruit变为：grapefruit n.柚子,柚子树
4.佳句背诵
an ape ** an ape,though decked with gold.
尽管穿金戴银，仍然是猿猴。work has made an ape a man,but it can also make a man anape.
工作使猿猴变人，也使人变猿猴。if you chase two rabbits,both will escape
同时追逐两只兔子，一只也追不到。do not seek to escape from a flood by clinging to a tiger'stail.
不要想抓老虎尾巴来逃过洪水。little thieves are hanged but great ones escape.
很少的贼被吊死，更多的跑了。if you are patient in one moment of anger,you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
假如你生气时忍住一分钟，就不会有一百天的忧愁。he that gapes till he be fed will gape till he be dead.
张嘴等喂，张嘴等死。a grape changes color in seeing another grape.
葡萄看到另一个葡萄时改变颜色。eat the grape and don't ask which vineyard it came from.
吃葡萄不要问它来自哪个葡萄园。无腿先生与魔鼠
1.背口诀记单词
坐在一个armchair(扶手椅)
被抬上楼upstairs(楼上地)
被抬下楼downstairs(楼下地)
魔鼠窜出lair(兽穴)*
赠送一把wheelchair(轮椅)*
不是你的affair(事情)
(好意被无腿先生拒绝)
2.识音标，记单词
armchair n.扶手椅子；adj.舒适的,安逸的，不切实际的an armchair strateg**t(纸上谈兵者)，空想的。upstairs adv.向楼上,在楼上,上楼；adj.楼上的；n楼上，楼上房间。downstairs adv.在楼下,往楼下,下楼；adj.楼下的，...