第三部
harry:lumos maxima.
marge:harry,harry.
vernon:harry,open the door.
harry:uncle vernon,i need you to sign th** form.
vernon:what ** it?harry:nothing,school stuff.
vernon:later perhaps,if you beh**e.
harry:i will if she does.
marge:oh,you’re still here,are you?harry:yes.
marge:don’t say yes in that ungrateful way.damn good of my brother to keep you.he’d h**e been straight to an orphanage if he’d been dumped on my doorstep.** that my dudders?** that my little neffy-pooh?give us a k**s.come on.up,up.
vernon:take marge’s suitcase upstairs.
harry:okay.
marge:fin**h that off for mommy.good boy,nippy-pooh.
vernon:can i tempt you,marge?marge:just a small one.excellent nosh,petunia.a bit more.usually just a fry-up for me,what with 12 dogs.just a bit more.that ** a boy.you wanna try a little drop of brandy?a little drop of brandy-brandy windy-wandy for rippy-pippy-pooh?what are you smi**ng at?harry:(nothing)
marge:where did you send the boy,vernon?vernon:st brutus’s.it’s a fine institution for hopeless cases.
marge:do they use a cane at st brutus’s,boy?harry:oh,yeah.yeah,i’ve been beaten loads of times.
marge:excellent.i won’t h**e th** namby-pamby w**hy-washy nonsense about not beating people who deserve it.you mustn’t blame yourself about how th** one turned out.it’s all to do with blood.bad blood will out.what ** it the boy’s father did,petunia?petunia:nothing.he didn’t work.he was unemployed.
marge:and a drunk too,no doubt?harry:that’s a lie.
marge:what did you say?harry:my dad wasn’t a drunk.
marge:don’t worry.don’t fuss,petunia.i h**e a very firm grip.
vernon:i think it’s time you went to bed.
marge:quiet,vernon.you,clean it up.actually,it’s nothing to do with the father.it’s all to do with the mother.you see it all the time with dogs.if something’s wrong with the*,then something’s wrong with the pup.
harry:shut up!shut up!marge:right,let me tell you…vernon,vernon,do something!(screaming.)
vernon:stop!i’ve got you,marge!i’ve got you!marge:hold on!hold on!vernon:get off!marge:don’t you dare!vernon:sorry!petunia:oh,vernon!oh god!vernon:marge!vernon:you bring her back!you bring her back now!you put her right!harry:no!she deserved what she got!keep away from me!vernon:you can’t do magic outside school!harry:yeah?try me!vernon:they won’t let you back now.you’ve nowhere to go.
harry:i don’t care.anywhere ** better than here.
stan:welcome to the knight bus,emergency transport for the stranded witch or wizard.my name ** stan shunpike,and i will be your conductor for th** evening.what’re you doing down there?harry:i fell over.
stan:what do you fell over for?harry:i didn’t do it on purpose.
stan:oh,come on,then.let’s not wait for the grass to grow.what are you looking at?harry:nothing.
stan:well,come on,then.in.no,no,no.i’ll get th**.you get in.
harry:come on.
stan:come on,move on,move on,move on.
a:take her away,ern.
b:yeah,take it away,ernie.it’s going to be a bumpy ride.
stan:what did you say your name was again?harry:i didn’t.
stan:whereabouts are you headed?harry:the leaky cauldron.that’s in london.
stan:you hear that“the leaky cauldron.that’s in london.”
b:the leaky cauldron.if you h**e a pea soup make sure you eat it before it eats you.
harry:but the muggles,can’t they see us?a:muggles?they don’t see anything,do they?b:no,but if you jab them with a fork,they feel.ernie,little old lady at 12 o’clock.ten,nine,eight…seven,six,five…four,three,three and a half,two,one and three quarters…yes!harry:who ** that?that man?stan:who ** that?who **?that ** sirius black,that **.don’t tell me you’ve never been hearing of sirius black.he’s a murderer.got himself locked up in azkaban for it.
harry:how did he escape?stan:well,that’s thequestion,**n’t it?he’s the first one that done it.he was a big supporter of…you-know-who.i reckon you’ve heard of him.
harry:yeah.him i’ve heard of.
b:ernie,two double-deckers at 12 o’clock.they are getting closer,ernie.they are right on top of us.mind your head.hey,guys?guys?why the long faces?yeah,yeah.nearly there,nearly there.
stan:the leaky cauldron.next stop,knockturn alley.
waiter:oh,mr.potter,at last.
a:take her away,ern.
b:yeah,take it away,ernie.
waiter:room 11.
harry:hedwig.
waiter:right smart bird you got there,mr.potter.he arrived here just 5 minutes before yourself.
fudge:as the min**ter of magic,it ** my duty to **rm you,mr.potter.earlier th** evening,your uncle’s s**ter was located…a little south of sheffield,circling a chimney stack.the accidental magic reversal department was d**patched immediately.she has been properly punctured and her memory modified.she will h**e no recollection of the incident whatsoever.so that’s that…and no harm done.pea soup?harry:no,thank you.min**ter?fudge:yes?harry:i don’t understand.
fudge:understand?harry:i broke the low.underage wizards can’t use magic outside home.
fudge:come now,harry.the min**try doesn’t send people to azkaban for blowing up their aunts.on the other hand,running away like that,given the state of things was very,very irresponsible.
harry:“the state of things”,sir?fudge:we h**e a killer on the loose.
harry:sirius black,you mean?but what’s he got to do with me?fudge:nothing,of course.you are safe,and that’s what matters.and tomorrow you will be on your way back to hogwarts.these are your new schoolbooks.i took the liberty of h**ing them brought here.now tom will show you to your room.
harry:hedwig.
fudge:oh,by the way,harry.whilst you’re here,it would be best if you didn’t wander.
someone:housekeeping.i’ll come back later.
ron:i’m warning you,hermione.keep that beast away from scabbers,or i’ll turn it into a tea cozy.
hermione:it’s a cat,ronald.what do you expect?it’s in h** nature.
ron:a cat?** that what they told you?looks like a pig with hair.
hermione:that’s rich coming from the owner of that smelly old shoe brush.crookshanks,just ignore the mean little boy.
ron:harry!hermione:harry!harry:egypt?what’s it like?ron:brilliant.loads of old stuff…like mummies,tombs,even scabbers enjoyed himself.
hermione:egyptians used to worship cats.
ron:cats?along with the dung beetle.
fred:not flashing that clipping again?give that back to me,ron.
ron:i h**en’t shown anyone.
fred:no,not a soul.not unless you count tom.
george:the day maid.
fred:night maid.
mrs.weasley:harry.
harry:mrs.weasley.
mrs.weasley:good to see you,dear.
harry:good to see you,too.
mrs.weasley:got everything you need?harry:yes.
mrs.weasley:yes?all of your books?harry:yes,it’s all upstairs.
mrs.weasley:all of your clothes?harry:everything’s there.
mrs.weasley:good boy!harry:thank you.
mr.weasley:harry potter.
harry:mr.weasley.
mr.weasley:harry,wonder if i might h**e a word?harry:yeah,sure.
mr.weasley:hermione.
hermione:good morning,mr.weasley.
mr.weasley:looking forward to a new term?harry:yeah,it should be great.
mr.weasley:harry,some within the min**try would strongly d**courage me from divulging what i’m about to reveal to you.but i think that you need you need to know the facts.you are in danger,gr**e danger.
harry:has th** anything to do with sirius black,sir?mr.weasley:what do you know about sirius black,harry?harry:only that he’s escaped from azkaban.
mr.weasley:do you know why?thir** years ago,when you stopped…
harry:vorldemort.
mr.weasley:don’t say h** name!harry:sorry.
mr.weasley:when you stopped you-know-who,black lost everything.but to th** day,he still remains a faithful servant.and in h** mind you are the only thing that stands in the way of you-know-who returning to power.and that ** why he has escaped from azkaban.to find you.
harry:and kill me.
mr.weasley:harry,swear to me that whatever you might hear you won’t go looking for black.
harry:mr.weasley,why would i go looking for someone who wants to kill me?mrs.weasley:quick!quick!ron,ron!oh,for goodness’sake.don’t lose him.
harry:i didn’t mean to blow her up.i just…i lost control.
ron:brilliant.
hermione:honestly,ron,it’s not funny.harry was lucky not to be expelled.
harry:i was lucky not to be arrested.
ron:i still think it was brilliant.
hermione:come on.everywhere else ** full.
ron:who do you think that **?hermione:professor r.j.lupin.
ron:you know everything.how ** it she knows everything?hermione:it’s on h** suitcase,ronald.
ron:oh.
harry:do you think he’s really asleep?hermione:seems to be.why?harry:i gotta tell you something.
ron:let me get th** straight.sirius black escaped from azkaban to come after you?harry:yeah.
hermione:but they’ll catch black,won’t they?i mean everyone’s looking for him.
ron:sure....