问寝室哥们玩穿越走火入魔怎么办？？？？凌晨4点起来刷波boss@#

1.who are you texting?你在给谁发短信?no one!just my friend **ery.没谁!只是一个叫**ery的朋友 **ery.eh?**ery?**ery…呃?**ery?** that a girl's nameabcor a boy's name?这是一个男名还是女名?does it matter?有什么关系吗?no!no,it doesn't matter,不!不 没关系 unless it's a boy!除非 是个男孩!i know what makes you a boy.我知道是什么使你成为男孩的 uhh,you do?呃…你…懂?your bald head.你的秃头 ohh.yes.哦 是啊 it's really smooth.它好光滑 sometimes i stare at it,有时候我看着它 and imagine a littleabcchick popping out.然后想象一只小鸡蹦出来 peep-peep-peep!哔哔哔 goodnight,agnes.晚安agnes never get older.永远不要长大 hey,yo!嗨 哟!hey,tim,nice haircut!嘿tim 发型不错!tommy,hang in there,baby!tommy 加油 宝贝!2.we are the anti-villain league.我们是除恶联盟 an ultra secret organization dedicatedabcto fighting crime on a global scale.旨在全球范围内对抗犯罪的绝密组织 rob a bank,we're not interested.abckill someone,not our deal.抢银行?我们不感兴趣 **?关我们屁事 but you were to melt the polarabcice caps,or vaporize mount fuji,但是 如果你想融化极地冰盖 或者蒸发**山 or even,甚至 steal the moon.**月亮…then,we notice.那就会引起我们注意了
3.and that's where you come in.as an ex-villain,abcyou know how a villain thinks,and acts.于是就轮到你商场了 作为一个前恶人 你了解恶人的思维以及行为
4.i know someone whoabccan fix that for you.我知道有人能改变你 and you'll be talkingabcnormal in no time!你再也不会显得平庸!5.all too well.it ** theabclook of a broken heart.你装过头了 其实内在是一颗破碎的心
6.okay!i see whereabcth** ** going!够了 这下我懂了 impossible stuff,就是《碟中谍》的那一套嘛 but no,no.但是 不 不行 i'm a father now.and,abca legitimate businessman.我现在是一个父亲 一个守法的商人 i am developing a line ofabcdelicious jams and jellies.我正在(www.lizhi123.net)开发一条美味果酱果冻的生产线"jams and jellies".“果酱果冻”oh,attitude!哦 真有礼貌哦!7.and my new mom lucy ** beyond compare 而我的新妈妈lucy 是世界上最好的妈妈
8.i enjoyed that.every second of it,abcg**e me bit of a buzz,actually.我享受整个过程的每一秒钟 说实话 我都快high起来了!9.i really like the wayabcyou smiled at the end.我真喜欢结尾处你那个微笑 let's try th** one time butabca tinsy-bit less like a zombie.下面我们再试一次 注意不要弄得像僵尸一样
10.and sometimes,i eat insteadabcof facing my problems!而且有时候 什么东西烦我 我就把什么给吃了
11.so,you're s**ing the worldabcin a garbage can?所以说 你就在垃圾箱里拯救世界?12.and my dream,** to one day,abcplay video games for a living.我的梦想就是以打游戏为生
13.you never know what kind ofabcbooby traps th** guy could've set.你永远不会知道这个家伙会使什么鬼点子
14.these are sordid lies.abci don't even like her.蹩脚的谎话 我甚至都不喜欢她
15.you just officially hadabcthe worst date ever.你圆满完成了史上最糟糕约会
16.when someone moves into theabcmall who ** follically challenged,当具有极大挑战性的人走进商场 i make it my businessabcto know all about them.我的任务就是去了解他
17.are you reallyabcgonna s**e the world?你真的要拯救世界吗?yes.yes,i am.是的是的 没错.